cockblocksquad:

Perrie: so…

Zayn: what

Perrie: *spreads legs*

Zayn: what’s up hunty speak up tell me what you want

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Perrie: do wanna have a taste ;)

Zayn: oh…umm i don’t eat pussy no more

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STOP

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.